In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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madasahattter:

These are the cutest bookmarks of my life. 

Courtesy of www.etsy.com/shop/bethydesigns?ref=seller_info

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I shall not rest until I marry a British man.

catsbeaversandducks:

Business Cats at office. Too busy to meow right now.

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Oh Man, the one on the left looks like a fat Delenda!  

And I’m still super excited, but before I was like, “Heck yeah, I’m moving to NYC in a couple of months … in a month … in a few weeks …”

Now it’s, “Holy Fuck, I’m moving my stuff up next weekend, and I’m physically moving in two weeks!”

Between trying to figure out how I’m going to get my stuff moved up and how I’m going to get Delenda up there … PANIC ATTACK.

But I think I’ve gotten most things sorted out … moving the stuff  up next weekend.  Hopefully we’ll be able to fit all the big things in the room so I won’t have to move heavy things up stairs by myself the following weekend.  And I just bought a flight from NC to NYC for June 2nd, so Delenda and I will be flying out of RDU that morning and arriving at JFK.  It’ll be cheaper to take the subway to get to my apartment, but it’d be easier to take a taxi … especially with Delenda and luggage.

Uggh, so much to worry about.  I know one thing for sure, though:  Delenda is gettin’ drugged up for the flight.  Otherwise, she might cry the whole time, and my fellow passengers will not like us.

Brain = so tired.

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itsdamnfunny:

Forever a cockblock.

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Watching Shame, and of course the last twenty minutes are freezing up on me.  

Poop.

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

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entertainmentweekly:

Excellent.